Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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