they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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