I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Do vagina's smell?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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