I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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