Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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