If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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