I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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