you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Holy shit dude........stairs
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