do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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