For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
bring money and cleavage
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have already put on my inside pants.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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