I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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