He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
