Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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