Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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