I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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