I'm gonna have a badass scar
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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