I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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