Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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