I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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