We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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