Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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