she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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