I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
