what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it's like iHOP with fire
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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