So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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