I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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