she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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