hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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