Are we in a gay sports bar?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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