So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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