Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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