My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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