so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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