I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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