Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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