I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
