And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Randomize
