So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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