No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
