is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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