There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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