...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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