i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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