That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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