Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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