I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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