You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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