As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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