that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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