nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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