My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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