can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
