babies were throwing up all over the place
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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