Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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