Sry I called you an 8
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We're too hungover to prance.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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