I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you would pick up someone in the library
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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